PICKUP LINES

Pickup lines offered from members of David's audiences include:

I'll keep buying you drinks. You tell me when I get good looking.

If your beauty was measured in light, I'd see you coming from a mile away.

There are no stars out tonight, but you can still see the big dipper if you want to.

Would you like to meet Russell? Russell my love muscle.

You must have glue on your butt, because my eyes have been stuck there all night.

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel.

Your mother must have been a pilot because you are fly.

Girl, my mother told me that when I finally saw true beauty that I would turn to stone. Well, I'm pretty hard right now.

My love for you is just like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

Hey baby, they call me the Love Pirate so give me all your booty

Can I stand over here by you because I just farted over there by her

Would you like to meet Mr. Happy and his two nutty friends

Let's play Titanic. When I say iceberg, you go down

You smell because you're the shit

If lovin' you is wrong, I don't want to be right

I like to think of myself as a great amusement park ride. You might have to stand in line for a while, but you'll be glad you did

You must work for UPS because I saw you checking out my package

Hi, I'm caught in the sea of love. Can you blow me ashore?

My name doesn't matter because all you'll be saying later is, "Oh my God"

You're prettier than a Blue Ribbon Pig on Fair Day

Hey baby, you must be a high jumper because you sure made my bar rise

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